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My nieces have told me that I am too serious and can't have a laugh with them. They also asked me what it was that I was always lecturing people and writing about. So, I thought I'd show them...
I know...this is a serious looking picture, but those books behind me look cool eh? Nope -- they aren't mine, but if you go to my amazon.co.uk wish list, they soon could be!
I need a pose for the backcover of my next book...hmmm..if only there was someone taking a picture of me now...!
Perhaps that question could be directed to the author...Aftab..
Boy...he's got himself in a jam now!
Did I write that?!
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Hmmm...boht acha kitab hai...AL-HIDAYAH, Amal Press ka naya publication...boht khoob...www.amalpress.com
C'mon Dr Lewis..I wasn't serious when I said that my book was better than yours!
This is so much fun!
I'll show you sun-shine!
Ya aftab! Ye beri achee kitab hai! Masha'Allah, Allah aap ko boooht lamba umar dedo...
SubhanAllah! Haider! Quick! Look at this! It's ...
Oh no! I am not falling for that again! Look! I've even taking my glasses off--so I can't see anyway!
blah blah blah blah blah blah...www.amalpress.com, blah blah blah...tradition....blah blah blah...crisis of authority....blah blah blah...who speaks for Muslims..blah...
Doesn't this guy ever run out of words?!?!?
I'm not really sleeping..I'm just resting my eyezzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz ...zzzz
And so, this was this guy called Aristotle who was like pro eugenics and believed in this idea of philosopher kings that should lead the country while ...
I wonder...does this chap actually know what he's talking about?
Yawn...I don't have the heart to tell him that I know that already...
Blast! I knew i should have typed up these notes in a larger font! I can barely read them from this distance...!
It's so wonderful to have finally met you Aftab...
Quick!! Take the picture before he finds out....
And then he said...
Okay - you got me! Why did the chicken want to join al-Qa'ida?
Okay! Which one of you wrote this question? I know it's a brother because the handwriting is terrible!
You mean I'm supposed to answer that?!
You see, the earth is this round thing, we call it a G-L-O-B-E
Oh my! This is more tense than 24! What will he say to that?!
Oh my God..! Why on earth did I agree to this book launch?! I'm ruined! The academic community will never take me serious after this...
I'll make an effort to smile on this picture ... cheeeeeeeeeseee!
Oh no! Whose gonna see this picture? Masud better not load this onto his web-page. I can't be seen with these guys!
Okay guys...hold the pose...any second now...
If only you knew what I know...!
We love you Mamoo Aftab! It's okay. We think you are cool as an ice-cube, but, don't you think it's a tad sad that you have created all this imaginary text? Anyway - we love you just as you are!
Well folks...that's it! I'd like to thank all those individuals who have appeared on this little adventure of mine including: Owais Qadri, Desmond Tutu, Haider Ali, Zeshan Zafar, Masud Khan, Yahya Birt, Syed Mubeen, Hisham Hellyer, Tariq Modood and Philip Lewis. I would also like to thank them for sharing my humour, or lack of it! Anyhow, it's time to go back to being serious and dull! Salam 'alaykum....for now.
Whose leg is that in the corner ..?
